Psttt hiiiiii! Could I please get some platonic bff headcannons for Mr Cyborg Ninja, please? Thank you :D

thegenjicorner:

Absolutely!!! You’re very welcome! 🙂 ~Demial


  • If you’re experiencing difficulties in your life that could benefit from professional mental help and are open to religious teachings, he might steer you towards his master
  • If not, Genji might pester you gently with his own wisdom, whether you asked for it or not
  • He is competitive by nature, but also appreciates the value of teamwork. For example, if you prefer co-op mode or vs mode in video games, he’s up for either
  • He’s overall chill whether he loses or wins to you
  • But he may boast a bit (and perhaps roast you with a pun) if he wins
  • Feel free to express your extreme disappointment at his jokes, it won’t stop him he cannot be stopped
  • Genji also appreciates a friend that is as mellow as he is, but also up for trying new things or travelling
  • He has seen and done so many things and learned so much that it would be a turnoff for a friend to be a total stick-in-the-mud and narrow-minded
  • Speaking of, he would not get close to someone who was racist against omnics unless he thought their mind could be changed
  • He would absolutely love it if you travelled to Nepal with him to see the village in which he feels most at ease
  • You’d be a good friend if you respected when he had bad days and he declined to do certain things like go out or show his face in public. You coming over to chill inside sometimes would be great
  • He will return the favour if you needed that, too
  • Speaking of staying in, I could totally see him going to grab you guys takeout and back by travelling over the rooftops to avoid being seen
  • He just does that, it’s no big deal, your friend is just a ninja and a showoff even when no one’s watching
  • Secretly would love it if you thought he was cool

thegenjicorner:

I’m in Vegas, and I can’t help but think of HCs for going on vacation with Genji. ~Demial

He’s not into the buffets as much as other people because he wants to avoid the stares while he’s eating, so room service is how you guys eat

Genji likes taking pictures, but he will put a major twist on it

The little shit will have you take pictures of him climbing to places he’s not supposed to go

Like, up the side of a tall building

Hiding inside the fronds of a palm tree

Any themed areas you go, he’s climbing the statues (like dinosaurs, the statue of liberty, etc)

It starts to become a running gag for you two, and followers of your twitter can’t wait to see the next photo

You start to put boundaries in place when he scales the supports of a huge roller coaster and it freaks you out

Genji is an uber lightweight ever since his attempted murder

He’s really extra while drunk, and alternates between really loving and worrying you don’t love him back as his anxieties are amplified by the alcohol

There may have been an incident where he summoned his dragons in the hotel room in a misguided attempt to impress you, the room got trashed, and you both got banned from that particular hotel

Genji’s not allowed to drink after that, and he gets a little grumpy whenever Hanzo drinks in front of him, making him jealous