This would be such a classic comedy moment. Hanzo/Genji is giving it to you hard, you’re moaning and crying out, and all the sudden there’s a dragon in the middle trying to fight its own master off of you. Makes Hanzo/Genji wonder who the dragons are really loyal too.
Tag: silliness
The Ninja Under Your Bed
A sound of something hard scraping against the floor beneath your bed startled your descent into sleep. It wasn’t anything to worry about, though. You rolled over to settle in again.
Your coworker–co-agent???–Genji had taken up hiding under your bed. Now, you didn’t ask him why. You don’t ask this man anything. It wasn’t done. Everyone either got cold silence in response or a no growled at you. Maybe he found comfort hiding under a stranger’s bed or perhaps he was hiding from something specific. Word was, he was different to Agent McCree and Commander Reyes, but as a rookie, you couldn’t confirm. He did do everything else the agents did. Ate, showered, and attended meetings.
He wasn’t required to attend sparring practice, not after the incident with his heel blade things and a…former Blackwatch agent. It was the only time you’d ever heard him apologize. And it was heartfelt, too.
Genji was a silent fixture of the compound. Like a lamp or a side-table. You got used to it pretty quickly. He wasn’t the weirdest thing to be a part of Overwatch and Blackwatch. That, and the fact that you just didn’t have time to deal with your ninja infestation between the training and the missions, was the reason you mostly ignored him.
Before you got into bed, you turned off the lights. A pair of red eyes peeked out at you from the pitch-black darkness under the bed.
“Oh, alright, then,” you said and climbed into bed.
You did get to sleep, but you were woken up an hour later by the sound of the door being opened and light streaming in. The light dimmed as the person holding the door open realized they were rudely blinding you.
“Sorry, Agent,” said Commander Reyes.
“It’s okay,” you muttered sleepily.
“C’mon Genji. It’s mission time. Let’s go.”
Genji sighed from beneath the bed.
“Yes, Commander.”
He reluctantly crept out from under your bed and followed Reyes out the door.
Can I have a hanzo/76/mcree and genji for how they would react to you drunk?
Post number 600,, yeET
Hanzo:
He would most likely just smile at you fondly and admire you. You were being so openly romantic that it was enough to make him blush and look at you with that smitten expression. Because you were drunk, you had absolutely no filter… so when you picked up on his expression, you told him that you wished he would look at you in that way more. This led to Hanzo stiffening slightly, clearly flustered. He stroked your face and smiled remorsefully, promising you he’d be better. His heart melted at the sight of your smile.
Soldier: 76:
He wouldn’t allow himself to let you out of his sight; the last thing he wanted was for you to wake up in the morning and regret something. He wasn’t possessive, he would just watch from a far enough distance so you could have your fun but not too far that he couldn’t swoop in and get you out of a situation. Knowing you, this was bound to happen and he knew this from past experiences. So, when his time came, Jack thanked your friends for the good time and practically threw you over his shoulder to carry you out as you laughed and waved at them.
McCree:
He couldn’t resist the opportunity to look after you, you were being more clingy than usual and he was all here for it. You just so bubbly and adorable that he couldn’t stop smiling when you tried to steal his hat and pretend to be him. You were currently straddling his hips, he had his hands on your waist and that million-dollar smile on his face. Soon enough, when you started to get tired, Jesse could easily pick you up and escort you to your room with ease. You latched onto him perfectly and relaxed, breathing in the smell of your boyfriend.
Genji:
He would probably be filming you the entire time… it was perfect blackmail material! You would whine and try and grab the camera off of him, but he would always hold it at arm’s length and giggle as you half-heartedly attempt to steal it from him. Genji would ask you silly questions just to hear your reply in that slurred voice of yours. “Baaaabe.” You pouted before completely giving up and collapsing into his lap. He chuckled, running his fingers through your hair as you babbled something about how mean he was.
What about fem!reader and Genji sneaking off at a party to go do the dirty?
You would expect Young!Genji for this, but I had to do something different!! This is Sentai!Genji ~Demial
- Sentai was invited to a hero version of a costume ball
- Basically, it’s a hero party where everyone wears their hero costumes so their identities stay secret
- You are Genji’s plus one, and you wear a sparkly, tight-fitting dress to match a sparkly masquerade mask to blend in with the costumed heroes
- The party is fun with all the big personalities and charisma all packed into one room
- There’s quite a bit of dancing, and it’s hilarious with all the different costumes and accessories
- Genji is fond of your choice of dress
- After introducing you to some of his hero friends, he stands close behind you to rest his chin in your hair
- He holds your hips, and his hands wander more and more as time goes on
- Thankfully, drinks are being served by servers and you don’t have to untangle yourself from Sentai to go fetch them
- You have enough drinks, that when Sentai whispers in your ear, asking if you want to go somewhere, you say yes
- Flushed with excitement, Sentai leads you to the bathroom
- You’re an expert by now at extricating his cock from his Sentai costume, so you’re thinking it’ll be quick and easy
- He guides you into a stall with a gloved hand on your back
- Your dress is loose enough that he can hike it up, and you hold it there
- You hold onto the top of the stall with your fingers as Genji holds your thigh up and inserts his cock into through a panty leg
- You both try your best to keep it down, and you take your fingers down from the stall when someone goes into it
- You have to slap one of his hands over your mouth when you’re near your end
- Sentai filling you with his warm seed has you tensing up around his cock and moaning into his hand
- In the afterglow, you both realize in a panic this his cum is dripping down onto his pants and your shoes and try to clean it up, badly, with that awful single-ply toilet paper public bathrooms always have
- Then you return to the party with the masks hiding your red faces
Day 18 – Role Reversal
Usually, Hanzo would be the one who was getting you out of trouble. An arrow usually sprouted from your foe’s neck just before he fatally shot you. Then Hanzo would scold you for letting it get that bad.
Him being an Overwatch agent was a thorn in your side, but at least you were alive. You never thanked him in the moment–did he fucking deserve it with that attitude?!–but you were later. When you drifted to sleep, thankful you could sleep.
This time, someone else’s arrow ironically found itself buried in Hanzo’s side. The way it jutted out, and the blood flowing out of the wound, was alarming. You remembered your first aid and bandaged around the arrow, not pulling it out.
Hanzo lay on the ground. What you gave him for the pain knocked him out. He wailed quietly whenever something you did hurt, but he was quiet mostly.
Maybe it was the blood loss, because suddenly Hanzo flew up into a sitting position like a puppet brought to life. He cried out indignantly, angry that he was in pain and not knowing why or remembering.
“Knock it off!” you loudly whispered.
You forced him down by the shoulders. He was weak enough at the moment that you could. God knows the man was stronger than you. He couldn’t be making a fuss right now, when enemies could be around the corner. Pulsefire could be heard in the distance. Far enough away that you weren’t worried. /If/ he stayed quiet.
Maybe he had a bad reaction to the pain medication, because he refused to stay down. His hands batted at you, trying to keep you off him. He mumbled angrily. It was maddening. He knew better. If only he was in the right mind.
Eventually, you lost your temper and climbed on top of him to use your weight to your advantage. Hanzo took your hand clamped down on his mouth as the right time to wrestle.
Really, it wasn’t.
He grappled with you, his hand on your wrist and another around your waist. He was trying to flip the both of you, but he was weaker for the moment. He a very rude thing next. He bit your hand.
“Ow!” you cried out and sat back.
Right onto his raging erection. As if this couldn’t get any more ridiculous.
He took advantage of your surprise and did flip you this time. He pinned your hips down with his bulge against your sex. By the look in his eyes, he was far away, taken there was by lust. But this was not the time.
“No!” you shouted, abandoning caution.
A rapist, Hanzo was not. He looked kicked in the puppy. Then he flopped down next to you onto his back.
“Why?” he asked weakly.
You face-palmed, wishing rescue would hurry up.
This request is born of my frustration that there’s only OW animated porn for men! Especially male POV! Please can you write mun’s choice of OW boys with a fem s/o who wants to record a video of them fucking, with the s/o on top so it’s her POV? Which ones would be into it? Who would ham it up for the camera?
i feel u tho
I feel like McCree and Genji would be your best bets.
I feel McCree would act out for the camera more, though, and really amp up that sexy cowboy persona. Genji would likely request that you keep his face out of the shot. Otherwise, he’d do a pretty good job sexing it up for the camera. He’d probably make an effort to really moan like a whore to make up for the lack of face.
Being on camera gets McCree off pretty quick, whereas Genji still focuses on pleasuring you above all else. McCree kind of talks to you/fucks you like you ARE the camera and does what he does in order to please his audience rather than just you. For Genji, it’s just the usual sex, just with a camera thrown in so… yeah it’s that.
Embarrassing sex stories with Gabriel, McCree, Jack, and Genji
Gabriel
It’s been ages since Gabriel has touched you, and he’s practically devouring you upon the desk in his office. He couldn’t summon the effort to drag you to your shared rooms. Hungry for your touch, he pins your hips against his and whispers desperately against your skin.
The two of you work yourselves into a frenzy and Gabriel reaches into a drawer to grab a few condoms. He tears one open with his teeth and moves to snatch it out of the packaging when it slips out and it falls onto the office floor.
You stare at it, then at him. Gabriel stares and shrugs, then he reaches for another one. He rips it normally this time, eyes squinted in concentration, but he squeezes the bottom too hard and it pops out and onto the ground. Again.
You’re laughing too hard and he’s too exasperated to try again and the both of you go to bed.
It’s something you laugh at for a long time to come, and he decides to get you birth control so he can avoid opening condoms again.
McCree
He’s fucking you hard and rough in the shower, pinning you against the wall with your legs thrown over his arms. Jesse’s panting and marking you up as he pulls his hips back, the head of his cock resting against your entrance before thrusting back in. his bite makes you writhe in his arms, moving away from his cock unconsciously just as he pistons his hips forward.
The head of his dick impacts the cold tile wall and Jesse swore it took off an inch before his member bent painfully in half. Immediately, he dropped to his knees and croaked in pain, his face turning red and his cock purple.
You scramble to your feet and hurry him to Angela after throwing some robes on. She heals him up all the while scolding the two of you for being so careless and trying to stifle her giggles at the same time.
Jesse’s so mortified he can’t even look at you without turning red, but he can’t run seeing as he’s still hobbling from the pain.
Jack
The one time you told him to be more commanding with you, Jack took it rather seriously.
“Strip, soldier!” he barks and you jump, body snapping to attention. A quip of ‘Sir, yes sir’ in an equally militaristic fashion almost escaped your lips from instinct alone, but you managed to curb it and throw your clothes off in a frenzy.
It was going well, save for that hiccup, at least until you were sucking him off with your back to the wall. “Watch your head!” he snarled and pulled back his hips, about to stuff himself down your throat when you dive to the ground, hands covering your head as though protecting it from shrapnel.
There was silence then, and Jack finally piped up when you buried your face into the carpet and refused to get up. “Maybe we, uh, shouldn’t do this commanding thing in the bedroom,” his voice is sheepish as he peels you off the floor.
You mumble a near unintelligible reply in turn, sticking your head into his chest as he gathers your jelly-like body into his arms.
Genji
It’s his first time after getting his new body, and the two of you sit on his bed feeling each other. Your hands tangle into his hair as you kissed him hungrily, but stop when his pained hiss interrupts you. Turns out some of the cables at the back of his head wound around your wrists and pulled when you moved.
You apologise and continue, until you reach his crotch and stop in your tracks. There is no visible seam or latch to remove it, and Genji has told you in the past that his genitals are fairly intact. You stare at his crotch, fingers dancing over his hips and between his legs, but come up with absolutely nothing.
He takes pity on you and reach for the near invisible latch near the bottom of his pelvis and pulls. Freezes, then pulls again. His eyes widen and he curves his head down to see why it wasn’t unlatching.
You put your head down there too to see if you could help. In the end, you two spend almost fifteen minutes trying and failing to open it before you give up and run to Angela.
It turns out that Genji just had to think about popping the latch and it would come loose. The sweet ninja couldn’t meet your eyes for the longest time, and both you and Angela can’t stop giggling whenever you see him.
HCs for the ugly Genji skin? You know the one. He looks like he’s running around a jungle on the side of a volcano. Maybe the local villages sacrifice virgins to him, and he returns them because they’re not experienced enough.
How dARE YOU. I LOVE THAT SKIN. but yes okay. that sounds neat.
- Pacific!Genji is a demigod born from a volcano in Japan. The volcano has grown dormant over the years so his power has diminished significantly. He can sometimes be spotted around the top of the volcano trying to reignite it.
- An earthquake occurred recently and although the volcano hasn’t necessarily gone active again, the low rumbling of the mountain was enough to frighten the local people. Since there have been sightings of Genji, they decide a sacrifice must be done to keep the volcano dormant.
- Genji is really chill about the whole thing and is down with taking sacrifices. Not to kill though, this boi likes a good lay. Buuut…. he keeps getting virgins and he doesn’t have the patience to take it slow with them. He always returns them and asks for someone better.
- The returned sacrifices are always really confused and are surprised with how chill Genji actually is. People start appreciating him more than fearing him.
- Aaand they show their appreciation by offering more virgins. Genji does not like. He spefically tells the people no virgins—- so they start offering food and treasure instead. God dammit.
>:3c
Hello! I was wondering if I could request separate Shimada brothers’ falling more in love with their s/o after they catch them spoiling their noodle dragons? How would they show their s/o their love, would the noodle dragons get jealous? Thanks and I hope you have fun with this new blog!
I loved writing this! Thank you very much Anon!~
Hanzo
- Hanzo felt a blush crawl on his face when he saw you feed his two noodle dragons biscuits. Knowing they were a part of him made him fall in love with you even more! The dragons enjoyed being played with too!
- They were sort of like your house pets now, you didn’t need cats or dogs, the dragons behaved like both. Hanzo was afraid you wouldn’t like them at first, especially because they can be mean to someone when they first meet them.
- He kisses your forehead and briefly kisses your lips too! “I’m glad you like them, my cherry blossom.” He says and he could see the dragons poking you to get your attention, one of them even nipping you. He scolds them, but they just nip at his finger and try to get your attention. They want to play!
Genji
- His dragon is a little bit derpy to be honest. Whenever it took on a corporeal form it would stick its tongue out at him and scurry off. He tried catching it, and he saw you start playing with it.
- It just loved your attention, and you fed it chips! This little green noodle dragon made the most random sounds as you tried to tickle it. You weren’t sure if it was laughing at you or laughing because you were tickling it.
- He ruffles your hair and he kisses you, placing his hands on your waist. “He can be annoying.” He says. “Who, You or the dragon?” You joke which he just rolls his eyes at. The dragon starts calling for your attention, making noises similar to howling as it reaches out and lightly scratches you. Even if it is technically a part of Genji, this noodle is definitely jealous.
Psttt hiiiiii! Could I please get some platonic bff headcannons for Mr Cyborg Ninja, please? Thank you :D
Absolutely!!! You’re very welcome! 🙂 ~Demial
- If you’re experiencing difficulties in your life that could benefit from professional mental help and are open to religious teachings, he might steer you towards his master
- If not, Genji might pester you gently with his own wisdom, whether you asked for it or not
- He is competitive by nature, but also appreciates the value of teamwork. For example, if you prefer co-op mode or vs mode in video games, he’s up for either
- He’s overall chill whether he loses or wins to you
- But he may boast a bit (and perhaps roast you with a pun) if he wins
- Feel free to express your extreme disappointment at his jokes, it won’t stop him he cannot be stopped
- Genji also appreciates a friend that is as mellow as he is, but also up for trying new things or travelling
- He has seen and done so many things and learned so much that it would be a turnoff for a friend to be a total stick-in-the-mud and narrow-minded
- Speaking of, he would not get close to someone who was racist against omnics unless he thought their mind could be changed
- He would absolutely love it if you travelled to Nepal with him to see the village in which he feels most at ease
- You’d be a good friend if you respected when he had bad days and he declined to do certain things like go out or show his face in public. You coming over to chill inside sometimes would be great
- He will return the favour if you needed that, too
- Speaking of staying in, I could totally see him going to grab you guys takeout and back by travelling over the rooftops to avoid being seen
- He just does that, it’s no big deal, your friend is just a ninja and a showoff even when no one’s watching
- Secretly would love it if you thought he was cool
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