Random HC

deathblossomready:

Y’all want some HC nobody asked for? Good, lemme share!

1. Gabriel’s hair is actually long under his hood and mask. He lost interest in cutting it after the fall.

2. Talking about Gabe’s hair, Sombra braids it before they go on missions so it doesn’t bother him.

3. Also about his hair, Akande had tried to cut his hair, and offered to countless of times but Gabe refuses. (It drives everyone nuts because he clogs the drains)

4. Moira’s nails are actually glue on nails she orders online and she takes them off every week to replace them

5. Moira has a personal discount code to the place she gets her nails from. (She has to make do, she takes them off for spicy times)

6. Genji’s lights don’t turn off when he goes to sleep, so he always sleeps under a blanket, not because he’s cold but because he doesn’t like to see the light all the time. (and yes he can turn some off but not all of them)

7. Genji’s helmet also serve as headphones, and he can listen to music whenever he wants. It’s up to you to figure out if he’s listening to you or his music

8. Widow has to custom order her foundation and the company thinks she’s mostly a troll every time she gives them a 1 star review with “too much purple pigment” or “too white, not purple enough”

9. Jack is actually self conscious about his receding hairline, and has tried wearing hats but he thinks he looks even more stupid

10. Hanzo actually knows about memes and understands the “language”, he will even drop some shitty meme references that make everyone cringe (if they understand it)

11. McCree is actually unable to get drunk with whiskey anymore, so he spices it up with a combination of gin, whiskey and sour which everyone gags only by looking at.

12. Junkrat got drunk once and wanted to convince everyone he could beat a nail into a piece of wood with only one headbutt, everyone told him not to do it but he did and woke up three days late. (surprise, the nail only bent)

13. Roadhob paints his toenails pink or other bright colors

14. Pharah has a tramp stamp tattoo

15. Mei actually listens to metal music

Nude HCs

It’s a small heatwave right now so I’m being my nude self about the house with all the blinds drawn. So comfortable. This is headcanons for heroes walking in on their s/o naked on the couch.

Genji

Mistakenly thinks it’s sexytimes. When he learns it’s not, he’ll take off all his armour and join you for some cuddles. He’s softer this way, and you two can nap together.

McCree

“Honey, you should have told me earlier so I could join ya.”

He’ll kick all his clothing off into a pile next to the couch. Then he’ll use his e-cig so he doesn’t have to take breaks and go smoke outside. Beware, though, he might try to get you to watch yet another Old West movie with him.

Reinhardt

Prepare for mountains of compliments about how much he loves your body before he goes to strip down and join you in all his naked, muscled glory. It’s too hot for cuddles, so you hold hands and bask in each other’s company.

Brigitte

Thinks being naked right now is the best idea ever, because she just finished working for 6 hours in the heat fixing something. She pouts when you make her dirty self shower first. But then she realizes you can just shower with her!

Hanzo

He’s okay with this, because you’re having naked time in private. If you did this around others, he’d be jealous and sad. Hanzo wants this all to himself. He has trouble fighting down his boner.

“You know this is giving me…feelings,” he warns.

“Hanzo, I’m busy,” you say dismissively. “I’m trying to relax.”

This riles him up even more, and he starts sweating. You love doing that to him. 😉

Soldier76

“You know you’re naked,” he states.

“Mhmm.”

“Anyone could just…bust in here and…see you.”

Jack is just worried about you, because he’s used to watching your back. Here you sit, completely vulnerable. He might need some verbal reassurance, some loving touches on his face, to remind him it’s okay to stop being a soldier for a little bit.

Reaper

“Oh, so it’s Whore Time?” he asks, unable to miss an opportunity to crack a harsh joke.

“You’re an ass,” you shoot back. “And no. This is just comfortable.”

Gabriel makes a long, rumbly hum, reflecting wistfully on the past. He settles next to you, against you. He was never warm anymore, and maybe he could help cool you off.

“I used to be comfortable being naked like that.”

“You don’t have to do anything you don’t want, Baby.” Gabriel grunts softly in acknowledgement. “Unless you’re being an ass.”

Man Crush Monday

bumblinas-imagines:

We crushin on Hanzo Shimada today!

– He’s not a fan of typical PDA, but give him a small heartfelt gift or do something in plain sight that only he will understand and his heart flutters

– He is more than his spirit dragons, but he still finds dragon related things aimed at him amusing (pet names, pointing at him when it’s cold and going “heh, you’re a dragon” if you can see his breath, that sort of thing.)

– Actually finds a lot of things funny, he’s just really good at keeping a poker face. Sometimes, he does it because he knows for a fact that it makes things funnier.

– 1000% the type of guy to pet, finger comb, or otherwise run his fingers through someone’s hair if he’s comfortable and loves them (platonic or otherwise, though it takes a lot to do it platonically with him)

Would you please give us your headcanons on Mermaid Hanzo?

shes-claws-deep:

Oooo for mermay? Hmm let’s see. (If you can’t tell I’ve been reading too many teratophilia fics hahaha)

  • I think Hanzo falls into the category of one of the more monstrous looking mermaids or mermen. He’d have a tail reminiscent of a leafy sea dragon, long and coiling and moving almost like silk underwater. His scales are a mix of different blues, mottled and ever so slightly shiny as to camouflage into his surroundings. 
  • Hanzo has a fairly humanoid torso, with dark and light blue scales creeping up his sides and back, with fins lining his spine. His talons or clawed hands are also scaly and sharp, almost like keratin, and they are of a darker colouration than the rest of his body. In place of his tattoos, there would be gold and silver markings along his left arm and pectoral, markers of a particularly attractive male among the merpeople. 
  • I’d also say mer!Hanzo is a predator and thus would have sharp teeth not unlike that of a shark. 
  • There would be gills along his ribs and dragon-like fins in place of his ears, and his hair and facial features would be the only part of him that appears human. His eyes, molten gold and slitted, allow him to see through the darkness of the water clearly and has limited heat vision in complete darkness. Dark blue, light blue, and beige scales would cover his jawline and up his cheeks, giving him an ethereal appearance should he ever stick his head above the water.
  • But enough about his physical appearance, what about his temperament? Well, Mer!Hanzo doesn’t differ much from his human counterpart. He’s fairly anti-social and prefers to live on his own away from other merpeople. Sometimes Genji visits, but it’s hard to find Hanzo among the weedy reef that makes up his home. He travels but not very far, preferring to stick to familiar waters where he’s certain there are no other merpeople. 
  • In the same fashion, he dislikes humans and will actively avoid them if he can. The only time he will confront or attack humans is when they are coming too close to his den, or if they are whaling or fishing for sharks. He considers the aquatic life in his territory his subjects and will protect them if necessary. Divers who are just looking for shells or exploring, however, he will leave alone.
  • By the way, he has a lousy singing voice, so no one will ever mistake him for a siren of some sort. He does have a very mesmerising way of reciting poetry, however.
  • I’d say the only ways you can meet Hanzo are through diving, or if you’re a frequent visitor in his territory and you get swallowed up by the ocean for some reason. If you’re just some random person who just so happens to be drowning in his territory, he’s more than likely to let you drown so he can have some peace and quiet. 
  • Once familiar with you, Hanzo gets more than a little attached. He’ll bring you offerings in the form of shells or clams or bits of treasure that he finds. He can’t beach himself or travel on land due to his tail, and resorts to tapping the hull of your boat until you come down to meet him. If you bring him little presents in return, he’ll likely look at you with starry eyes and thank you in a quiet, awed tone. 
  • Like most sea dragons, Hanzo bears a slit where a female’s ovipositor would deposit her eggs for him to incubate. But unlike most sea dragons, he has a penis that he uses to seed the female first. It emerges from above his slit, and is as colourful as he is. It has a pointy head and a thick base, riddled with ridges and prongs to help stimulate all of your sweet spots. It’s incredibly sensitive, and most times if you get your mouth around him, he spills almost immediately. Same with his slit, though it’s slightly less sensitive than his cock. 
  • Unlike sea dragons, Hanzo’s kind mates for life. Once he mates you, he’ll probably follow you wherever you go. He can’t go up to land, but that’s okay, because you’re likely to have a job that takes you out to sea often, and he can meet you there. He’s very happy to accommodate you when he can, begging you for attention when you can spare it. He’ll guard your boat and chase away anyone and anything that comes near. Those talons are deadly and he’ll show you just how deadly they are. He has a limited amount of magic from his ancestry, which he uses to protect your boat during stormy weather. 

Merman Hanzo Headcannons

because I did Genji, how could I not? this fuckin art, also

  • likes to peoplewatch from afar while the cute, foolish humans splash and have fun on the beach
  • he spotted you with your friends and he had an “Aha!” moment deep inside
  • he’s cautious though, he just watches you at first instead of approaching
  • lucky for this shy man, you keep coming back to the beach day after day so he can figure out what kind of person you are
  • after a few weeks watching you and liking what he sees, Hanzo realizes he’s fallen for you without even speaking to you
  • he’s super embarrassed of this fact but also determined to meet you in person to see if his feelings are based on fact and not just him daydreaming (Genji may have also teased him, making him more determined)
  • he spends his days watching you, and his nights in a human form with long, beautiful black hair, learning how to walk with confidence and not trip and fall on his face in front of you and your friends
  • one day he just goes for it, and a beautiful stranger with a long, black braid introduces himself to you and your group of friends
  • you can’t help wanting to stay until late, not wanting you and Hanzo part
  • you two end up having a romantic moonlit picnic holding hands and talking about anything and everything, and he lets you undo his braid to stroke his lovely hair
  • he shows you who he really is before the night is over
  • you accept who is, and he’s definitely in love with you and this seals it for Hanzo that he wants to live with you on land
  • you don’t know what happened when he went home and came back upset with his hair cut short, but his chin held high
  • just give him some time, he’ll explain to you how his love for you wasn’t accepted so he straight up left (he was banished as well, which upset him, but he was willing to take a risk on you)