Jesse will try to play it cool like he totally just didn’t pop a boner. Jesse’s praying to as many God’s as he can that you do not notice.
Sweating profusely, fidgeting and stuttering when you move against him.
Tries to hide his boner with his hat when you move, but becomes embarrassed as all hell when you remind him later how he tried to hide his boner with his hat.
Hanzo:
Hanzo will try to move and adjust himself so you will not feel it or notice it. Hanzo is embarrassed by how he could do something like this.
Feels like the moment you notice his boner the relationship will be over.
If you happen to notice, please assure this man that you are not going to break up with him over something as silly as an ill-timed boner.
Genji:
As much of a playboy as Genji used to be, he curses himself for popping a boner while you got comfortable on his lap.
Tries to will his boner away by thinking of anything except how nice you feel in his lap, but it’s not working since all he can do is focus on you.
After he moved his body just a bit too much, that’s when you noticed it and all Genji could do was hide his face in his hands while you tried to reassure him that everything was okay.
Non-Con/Yandere/Naga!Shimadas/Psuedo-Incest/Oviposition/Breeding. Sheesh,this is unnecessarily long, sorry lol But for some reason this woke me out of my creative hibernation, it’s all I got, and now it’s time for me to go back to sleep. Around 4k.
As a little girl, you were the type to run off into the neighboring woods and come back with a wounded animal or two, much to your parent’s dismay. A dog; a homeless kitten you were permitted to keep. One time it was a turtle you found on the sidewalk in town. He lived in your backyard’s pond until the day came when he just wasn’t there anymore. Another time, a lost baby duck in the middle of the road, nearly run over by a car. Your mother called a local wildlife conservation group to come and pick the poor thing up. It couldn’t live with you, mother had said, the cat would tear it to shreds.
You loved taking care of them, mothering the motherless. Giving love, and feeling needed.
In your mid-twenties, you inherited your childhood home on the edge of the woods (father died of a heart attack, mother succumbed to cancer.) During your grief, you came across two of the most precious, mythical creatures. Both of whom needed your motherly love more than any helpless creature you’d ever stumbled across. Two naga boys. Brothers who lingered around your home, stealing yard ornaments, sneaking in through the doggy door to take food.
Oh boy, we’re fixing them now? That’s all swell and good but in this AU everyone is still capable of giving consent, so you can’t just drag your hybrid to the doctor and say “fix them”. But, I don’t think Hanzo would want kids, and since Genjis body is all messed up he thinks it’d be better for his health anyway. (but in this AU I also think… cyborg Genji is a thing but not because Hanzo killed him. I have a few ideas on that but I don’t need to use this post for that.)
They still mess around with each other like any brothers would, but for the most part they get along well. Sometimes, on quiet, chilly, rainy days, they’ll snuggle together and Hanzo will groom Genji. Genji protests like “nooo I can groom myself just fine” but Hanzo responds with “just let me be a big brother. You didn’t put up this much of a fight when you were a kitten.” Because yes Hanzo babied the shit out of Genji and loved grooming him when they were little.
Genji can’t get too tubby because he needs to maintain a good diet to keep his body working okay. But, Hanzo probably puts on a few pounds. I suspect he goes out to buy cakes and just goes to town on them.
Genji absolutely loves to cuddle and has been affectionate since the day you got him. Hanzo was a bit of a tough cookie, though, and needed to gain your trust before he’d let you lay a finger on him. Now, he feels safe in your arms and gets a feeling of contentment he hasn’t had in a long time. Sometimes, he’ll even sneak into bed with you and cry out some of his frustrations. A good cry always makes him feel better. ❤
Genji is also more susceptible to falling into the “pet” head space. There are days where he just wants to let loose and rely only on instinct so he’ll be much more cat-like. Hanzo is too prideful to act in such a way. The most he’ll do is purr and mew and rub against you to get your attention.
Anon asked: Hanzo and Genji as husbands but… if they have children (if they have them while they are still young or before they close their ties with their clan or after joining Overwatch)
Decidí hacer esto después de que se unen a Overwatch. Espero que le guste a ti y a tu amiga :3 (me encanto escribir esto asi que gracias a ella por la idea!)
You two will definitely talk about kids, for this, you can have two possibilities… he might wanna have kids of his own, or just don’t, he will be to scare to raise a kid like his father did with him.
If you accidentally break something in the house, he will be the one to repair it, he loves to be needed.
Another thing that you will talk about it’s taxes… What married couple doesn’t talk about that?, But thank God money it’s not a problem for the both you, working for Overwatch leaves a lot of money.
Hanzo loves to buy cake after work, he always surprise you with one every night, you will make tea and just rest with him in the backyard while eating the cake.
He loves to dance with you in the kitchen while you’re cooking, especially slow dances. He just loves to hold you in his arms, he’s a lucky motherfucker because you’re his s/o.
“(Y/N), put that back, we don’t need that…” This is something that you hear a lot when you both go shopping, sometimes he’s right, sometimes he’s not… You want what you want.
Fights?… Well, been married comes with that… The couples that say they don’t fight are lying, there’s always something that will make you fight with him…
You asked Hanzo if he wanted to buy a house in Japan, you will be more than happy to live there, this made him realize how much you loved him, sacrifice everything you had on your natal country, family, friends, everything you are used to, just to !ale him happy… He might cried, but he won’t say anything.
No one touches your garden… Not even Hanzo, that’s some that you do just for you, you love Hanzo, but we all need something that it’s just for us, you… The Garden, Hanzo… Meditating and training.
You tried to learn Japanese for him, the first time you loved him in Japanese, he cried like a baby.
Of you have kids, in the house there are three/two langues you all speak, Japanese, English and your natal language.
When you argue, it’s in English, but sometimes it can be in Japanese, you’ve been learning and you can defend yourself in that language.
He’s your best friend, he loves you more than anything and he will do anything for you.
He’s the type of father that will not allowed his kid to get up from the table till they eat all the veggies.
In from of everybody … He’s a cold man and he pretends that he doesn’t have feelings, but not with you or his kids… He’s such a lovable father and husband, he loves playing with his kids.
“Dad… Can you help me with my homework?” Sure he will! , Hanzo it’s the type of father that he doesn’t know how to explain his kid the homework, he won’t give up till he finds a way.
He’s the type of husband that will buy his s/o something to wear in bed, just for him.
GENJI SHIMADA.
Honestly?… Been married to this man is the most annoying thigh in the world, in the good way.
Genji gets the best and the worst of you.
He loves making you scream… Not only bed… He thinks that you look gorgeous when you’re angry.
He will love to have kids with you, that’s the first thing he talked to you about in the honeymoon.
He counts the hours so he can home to you and rest in your arms.
Fights are not that common, he makes you scream… Yes, but you don’t fight, normally when you scream to him, he’s laughing at you.
“Genji for fuck sake! Don’t leave your underwear in the bathroom floor!”.
You travel a lot, his goal is to travel around the world the love of his life, you.
If he comes late from work, you will wait for him in the couch, he usually finds you asleep, he carries you to your room, he hugs you and falls asleep with you.
“Mom/Dad… Can I go out?”.
“Ask your dad…”.
“Dad… Can I go out with some friends?”.
“Ask your mom/dad…”.
“OH MY GOD!”.
He will try to bond with his kids, he will love if his little boy/girl trust him like a friend.
He’s the type of father that will follow his daughter to her first date… He needs to make sure that no one breaks her heart.
Expect a flower everyday.
He hates cooking, he really never learned how to, so when you’re not home and he needs to feed the kids, he will order pizza or take them to McDonald’s.
The same as for Hanzo… You asked him if he wanted to live in Japan or in your natal city, he was happy that you asked, but he doesn’t really care, his home is where you are.
He takes decoration really serious. He made angry the Home Depot guy… What?! Genji wanted the dark brown wood, not light dark brown.
Something’s broken in the house?… No worries, your man can handle anything… Can he?
When the two of you shower together, expect that to be a concert, he knows all that songs that you love, so he will make you sing, like it or not.
If you’re showering alone, he will open the hot water just to prank you.
Soba it’s not a dog… So the two of you will adopt one, Soba is more like a cat.
I’m so happy you requested for Reinhardt because that man doesn’t get enough love in my blog. Enjoy!
Hanzo
he’s very happy that you want to stay home all day with him but you have things to do like go to work and such
will try to bribe you with ideas such as you can cuddle him all you want when you get back from work, give him as many kisses as you want and such (it takes a lot of effort from his part)
when you do get to be home all day, he will let you cuddle him as much as you want but he will ask you to let go of him when he needs to do something
“May I go to the bathroom, my love?” “No!” “Then can I go to the kitchen to get something to eat?” “Nope!” “But you will still be able to hug me.” “But I want to cuddle you only here.” (there’s no way to get away from you)
if you go take a seat next to him and take a hold of his arm while he’s reading the news on his holopad, Hanzo will give your head a kiss and start reading out loud what he’s currently reading
Reinhardt
loves getting showered by your constant affection and he never wants you to stop
will sling an arm around your waist so he can keep you as close as he can
when he has to move from one spot to another in the house, he will carry you on his shoulder since he knows you want to stay as close to him as you possibly can (will try to take you with him when he has to go to the bathroom as you try to get off of him)
if he wants to relax in bed, he won’t mind having you lay on his chest and will place an arm protectively around you
constantly kiss his cheeks and he will give out a hearty laugh and will start to kiss your cheeks in return
“Liebling, I have to go to work now.” “Noo, don’t go yet. A few more minutes?” “Hmm I guess I could spare a few minutes.” (those few minutes become like have an hour and he arrives late to work)
Genji
you want constant skin contact? Genji will give you all the physical contact you desire
if you cling to him, he will cling to you as well, even if it may be an uncomfortable position (his armor might even overheat a little because of so much contact)
when he has to do his daily meditation, he will let you hold on to one of his hands and tries to make you meditate along him while your fingers are still interwined
likes it best when you sit on his lap while you are hugging him and your head is on the crook of his neck. It doesn’t matter if he’s watching tv or he’s meditating, Genji will let you do it
if he really has to move around, he will take you on piggy back rides and he doesn’t even get tired of carrying you
“Where shall we go now?” “To the second floor!” “I am your loyal steed and I will do as you command.”
You were feeling good today. You got up while Genji slept, leaving the slim slot his pregnant self left you on the bed.
You made breakfast. Eggs, some the way you liked it and some the way he liked. Then bacon, sausages, toast, and you put milk and juice on the table. You waited past the time he normally got up and then went to check on him.
“Genji, Baby?” you called while walking down the hall to the bedroom, “Breakfast is getting cold.”
You strode in find Genji awake and still lying in bed. He had discarded his armour months ago, his face plate was collecting dust somewhere, and some modifications meant his stomach could grow as big as needed without squishing the pups. He shifted into a more upright position when he saw you.
“It can wait. Come here.”
Genji dragged himself over to a sitting position on the edge of the bed. He patted the spot next to him. You sat down and mussed his bedhead grey and black hair with a smirk. He pushed your hand away playfully.
“The pups are awake, as well. Watch,” he said softly.
Genji framed his bulging belly with a palm on either side. You watched as a tiny fist (or foot?) poked out, stretching his synthetic skin. Lightning quick, Genji poked back. Then he waited. The pup poked again in the same spot. Another pup elsewhere stretched out. Genji bopped them with his finger. More pups joined in, until Genji was playing gentle wack-a-mole with what seemed like all of them.
“Oh, my god,” you breathed in amazement. “That doesn’t hurt?”
“No. This skin is designed for stretching, not for combat.”
You hummed in acknowledgement.
“So…can I join in…?”
He nodded with a wide grin. You cuddled closer to Genji’s side, feeling a warm excitement at the prospect of playing with your pups before they were even born.
Genji had never really made anything like this with his own two hands, he mostly relied on his families money and servants with this sort of thing, now he wishes that he had listened to his mother’s lessons, or to the ones from class, hell he’d even ask Hanzo for help, but he was too proud, too determined he wanted to make this special to you.
Something that you would love, and cherish. Something that would keep monsters and humans alike away from you keep their hands at a distance, their honey-eyed words, and most of all their eyes from raking up and down your form as if you were some prized animal to be judged and won.
So he held the twisted metal of a ring in his hand, it looks horrible, but all of his feelings for you were put into this piece of jewelry. Fiddling with it in-between his fingers while his tail swished back and forth on the floor while he chewed on his bottom lip.
Upon hearing your front door unlock, Genji uncoiled himself and rushed to the front door, a smile on his face while he quickly wrapped his arms you and peppered your face with kisses. Loving the way you laughed and returned his kisses with some of your own.
After dinner, he tells himself, after dinner, he would propose to you once everything was done he would officially as for you to be his mate, his face burning at the mere thought of you wearing the ring that he made for you made his heart beat even faster.
After dinner, after dinner and he would as for you to be his for as long as you live.
You just returned home from a doctor’s appointment. Jesse was there to greet you, thankfully with no cigarillo lit at the moment.
“So how’d it go?” he asked as you walked past him to the kitchen.
“Fine.”
“Jus’ fine? Doc say anything else?”
Jesse followed you, watching you gathered the necessarily things to make yourself coffee. You kept your back to him.
“I’m fine! Perfectly healthy.”
“Ehhhhh, I get the feelin’ you’re hiding somethin’.”
“What could I be hiding?” you asked, getting out some decaf grounds from the cupboards.
“Ah dunno.”
“Look, I have a present for you,” you said, handing him a small plastic shopping bag.
He took it, but he glanced up at your face, feeling that you were distracting him from the current topic with this present. He opened the bag and fished out a book. He squinted at the cover.
“Big Book of…Dad Jokes?”
“I figured you better get your dad jokes ready,” you told him.
You patted your stomach and grinned wide.
Jesse finally understood. A grin slowly spread across his face, as well. He took a wide step forward to gather you into a tight hug. Jesse was unusually silent, just holding you. You expected him to pick you up and spin you about, but no. Then he started to tremble.
“Baby? Are you-are you crying?”
He sniffled and said, “Maybe.”
“Awwww,” you murmured, rubbing his back lightly.
“J-just never thought this w-would happen,” he sobbed.
You let him cry it out on your shoulder, still rubbing his back. After he was done, he promised with a wink to make you regret buying the book.
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