Just think of Winston and Genji’s partner telling the newly recalled Overwatch to download the ‘track my dick app’ and tells everyone that this is how everyone will keep tabs on where Genji is at.
Just think of how difficult it is for Winston to keep a straight face and even voice. How Genji’s partner is trying to hide their cat ate the canary smile, while Hanzo just looks so dead and detached from this world.
Tag: dick discourse
u gonna write for that detachable dick mod?
Man if I write anything for detachable dick Genji I’m going to blame the wonderful @demialwrites and @sylvaneventus because gosh diddly darn their additions/comments to the post are great.
Then I’ll blame my own weakness for Genji fucking Shimada.
This has become a really nice three-person circlejerk (which is an oddly appropriate term here).
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UNGODLY NOISE???” “THIS DICK!” *pulls penis off suspiciously high shelf*
wHAT IS AIR ANYMORE???
CAN YOU IMAGINE IT FELL TO HANZO’S HEAD?????
IF IT FALLS ON HANZO I WOULD START CRYING.
Genji’s dick gonna sticked on Hanzo’s head and Genji gonna be like
‘Look, dickhead’
Omg we all talking about 1 dick but imagine he has few of them and all these chaos happen
One app, and an ungodly amount of dicks. Would probably sound like a hive of angry bees.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UNGODLY NOISE???” “THIS DICK!” *pulls penis off suspiciously high shelf*
wHAT IS AIR ANYMORE???
CAN YOU IMAGINE IT FELL TO HANZO’S HEAD?????
Now combine the glowing and vibrating dick headcanon and the detachable dick headcanon, and make him have a detachable dick that vibrates and glows and is controlled by an app on his phone. And sometimes he loses it and can activate both functions to make it easier to find his lost dick.
i’M LOSING MY SHIT FROM LAUGHING BECAUSE IMAGINE IF HE LOST HIS DICK AND HE CHOOSES THE HIGHEST SETTING IN THE VIBRATE OPTION ON THE APP AND YOU CAN JUST HEAR IT GOING ‘VVVRRRRR’ AND FALLING/KNOCKING STUFF OVER.
LMAO PLZ. STOP. OMG.
Okay but what about, detachable dick? Like it was an after thought to his cyborg body do in reality he removes the plate and have to attach a dick.
I’m such a fool for never thinking about a detachable dick. The world will become Genji’s oyster since he’d probably have a ton of options and styles to pick from and pleasure his partner.
Oh plz. If he is not also detaching those dongs to also take em up the butt, that ain’t fair.
Genji would probably really enjoy having his partner use his own collection on him.
‘Hey (y/n), let’s have some crazy sex’
‘Shit I forgot my dick……’
Or
‘Sorry (y/n), I’m pretty busy. Here, use my dick and fuck yourself. Dont forget to record it for me, okay?’
Okay but what about, detachable dick? Like it was an after thought to his cyborg body do in reality he removes the plate and have to attach a dick.
I’m such a fool for never thinking about a detachable dick. The world will become Genji’s oyster since he’d probably have a ton of options and styles to pick from and pleasure his partner.
Oh plz. If he is not also detaching those dongs to also take em up the butt, that ain’t fair.
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