The Physical

“Okay, let’s get over with,” said Dr. Angela Ziegler.

She pulled on her latex gloves without that startling slapping sound in movies and TV.

Brigitte laughed nervously. “Y-yeah.”

“Why so nervous? Come on, Brigitte. You know what to expect by now.”

She walked around the exam table to Brigitte’s back. Her stethoscope screeched to a stop a couple inches above her skin.

Wow.”

Brigitte’s face fell to her open hands.

“Okay, now I see…”

“Angelaaaa,” Brigitte complained to her hands.

“If only I could whistle like Jesse,” the doctor said. “I would.”

She wiggled her eyebrows and placed the end of the stethoscope between the long, scabbed-over scratch marks.

“Please don’t.”

Angela chuckled. She finished listening to her patient’s–her friend’s–breathing. Next was ears, eyes, and back of the throat.

“Any complaints?” the doctor asked, taking the tongue depressor out of Brigitte’s mouth.

She licked her lips.

“No. But I might be getting permanent hearing damage from Reinhardt’s roaring mid-battle. Ha.”

Angela smiled.

“Of course.” She pointed. “Now lie back! You haven’t had your pap smear in too long!”

Brigitte groaned but obeyed. No one likes getting a pap smear done. She wiggled her feet back and forth in the stirrups, impatiently waiting for the good doctor to finish.

“Hmmm. There’s a lot of redness down here.”

Brigitte shrunk down, her cheeks turning a pretty pink.

“Any idea why?” Angela asked.

“….no.”

Angela’s eyes peeked up to peer at Brigitte’s burning face.

“Really?” Her eyebrows asked. “You sure?”

Brigitte’s mind instantly recalled the night before, and the passionate night she spent with you.

“Wait. Aren’t you seeing someone…? That new agent…what’s their name…”

“Maybe,” Brigitte answered very quietly.

“Ohhhhhh. Lucky!”

Brigitte suddenly beamed.

“Yep!”

demialwrites:

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Full commissions are open. Despite what my AO3 is full of, I do write characters other than Genji. To be absolutely frank, I do prefer Hanzo/Genji/Reaper, I have trouble writing the Junkers, and I am totally willing to write anyone in between.

  • Rate: $1 per 100 words

You have two options for payment. Option one: use Ko-Fi and purchase 300 words per Ko-Fi. Option two: I will provide my Paypal email in a personal message for an amount of your choosing.

I will write reader-insert comfort, fluff, and smut (including incest and a wide variety of kinks). For examples, my writing can be found on AO3 under the username Demial and here on my tumblr under the tag #my shit. Please send me a message and say hi if you’re interested! I will need the following information to get started:

  • the main Overwatch character
  • for NSFW, I will need your gender (female, neutral, DFAB, etc)
  • any plot details you can give me (the more specific the better or I will write what comes to me)

What I will not write:

  • Ships
  • Scat
  • Vore
  • Gore
  • Underage
  • NSFW or romance for Winston, Orisa, Bastion, or Hammond

If you’re asking for NSFW, I will assume you’re 18 or over. Please don’t ask for it if you’re not. For any questions, please send me a message. I would love to hear from you!

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Ya Big Baby

“Come on, ‘Baby.’” Brigitte hoisted you higher in her hold against the front of her body.

You whined in protest at being called a baby, but you clung to her tighter. You decided your sick self was too tired to walk, dragging your feet through the house and whimpering for your temporary mommy, Brigitte.

She fried you an egg with one arm and held you under your bottom with the other. Your strong woman taking care of you. She blew her bright red bangs off her forehead, the heat from your fevered body and the frying pan making her sweat.

She plated the egg and put it on the table with you still clinging to her. She let you down onto a chair. You picked up the fork she placed next to the fried egg.

“Let me,” she said, smiling and reaching for the fork.

“No,” you pouted. “I can do it myself.”

However, the fork seemed to have gained ten pounds. Weak as a newborn kitten, you stabbed at the egg, missing and striking the plate.

“I want to feed you,” she cooed. She held out her hand, and you dropped the fork into it. She chuckled. “I don’t mind.”

She scooped up some egg and fed it into your mouth. You were a sorry sight with unkempt, greasy hair, and tired eyes. You didn’t have much of an appetite, either.

“Come onnnnn,” she insisted. “You have to keep your strength up.”

“What strength?” you muttered miserably. Then your face fell, shaking your head. “Sorry, Babe. I’m just tired.”

“I know, Honey. It’s alright.”

Brigitte’s bright, hopeful voice was your only source of joy right now. You were too tired to do anything but listen. She got you some more medicine. You let her spoonfeed you with no complaints this time. She carried you to bed and tucked you in. She pushed your hair back from your face and kissed your forehead, “Mwah!”

She had to leave to go train with the other members of Overwatch.

“Nooooo,” you whined, refusing to let go of her hand.

She had to pry your hand off. Sadly, it wasn’t hard.

“Go to sleep, okay? I’ll be back before you know it.”

You gave her your best pout, but she still left, promising you that you would be fine.

“But I’m dying!” you wailed.

She laughed loudly, shutting the front door behind her.

Nude HCs

It’s a small heatwave right now so I’m being my nude self about the house with all the blinds drawn. So comfortable. This is headcanons for heroes walking in on their s/o naked on the couch.

Genji

Mistakenly thinks it’s sexytimes. When he learns it’s not, he’ll take off all his armour and join you for some cuddles. He’s softer this way, and you two can nap together.

McCree

“Honey, you should have told me earlier so I could join ya.”

He’ll kick all his clothing off into a pile next to the couch. Then he’ll use his e-cig so he doesn’t have to take breaks and go smoke outside. Beware, though, he might try to get you to watch yet another Old West movie with him.

Reinhardt

Prepare for mountains of compliments about how much he loves your body before he goes to strip down and join you in all his naked, muscled glory. It’s too hot for cuddles, so you hold hands and bask in each other’s company.

Brigitte

Thinks being naked right now is the best idea ever, because she just finished working for 6 hours in the heat fixing something. She pouts when you make her dirty self shower first. But then she realizes you can just shower with her!

Hanzo

He’s okay with this, because you’re having naked time in private. If you did this around others, he’d be jealous and sad. Hanzo wants this all to himself. He has trouble fighting down his boner.

“You know this is giving me…feelings,” he warns.

“Hanzo, I’m busy,” you say dismissively. “I’m trying to relax.”

This riles him up even more, and he starts sweating. You love doing that to him. 😉

Soldier76

“You know you’re naked,” he states.

“Mhmm.”

“Anyone could just…bust in here and…see you.”

Jack is just worried about you, because he’s used to watching your back. Here you sit, completely vulnerable. He might need some verbal reassurance, some loving touches on his face, to remind him it’s okay to stop being a soldier for a little bit.

Reaper

“Oh, so it’s Whore Time?” he asks, unable to miss an opportunity to crack a harsh joke.

“You’re an ass,” you shoot back. “And no. This is just comfortable.”

Gabriel makes a long, rumbly hum, reflecting wistfully on the past. He settles next to you, against you. He was never warm anymore, and maybe he could help cool you off.

“I used to be comfortable being naked like that.”

“You don’t have to do anything you don’t want, Baby.” Gabriel grunts softly in acknowledgement. “Unless you’re being an ass.”

Could you please write HCs for reader coming out as asexual to Genji and Brigitte?

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Genji:

  • He is honored that you feel comfortable enough to come out to him.
  • You asexuality doesn’t make any difference to him either. He isn’t sure he wants sex in his new body anyway, and the fact that you love him for how he is is PLENTY for him. 
  • He may have the occasional arousal just because but he has no issue just jerking off to take care of that.
  • Sexual energy is converted to romantic energy so you’ve got yourself a highly affectionate ninja who can’t get enough of you.
  • Probably starts collecting a bunch of ace pride merch because he wants to support you 100% and would also like you to flaunt your pride if you’re comfortable. 

Brigitte: 

  • She’s a little confused by what you mean at first. She mistook ace as meaning you don’t like her and thought you were breaking up with her. 
  • But after a bit of explaining she starts to get it and honestly she’s just happy you still love her. Sex or no sex.
  • She gets a little more cautious when she gives you affection. Almost anything ca be taken as a sexual advance and she doesn’t want to offend. She always asks what’s okay and what’s not and whether or not you’re up for some lovin’.
  • Has probably covered your eyes whenever you two were watching a movie and a surprise sex scene pops up. She— she’s trying.
  • You know how Brigitte has a flag on her back?????? Yeah she swapped it for an ace pride flag for you. 

If it’s okay can I get headcanons of Brigitte falling for and asking out/dating her childhood friend fem reader like maybe they’re both children of overwatch members or something thanks so much btw I really appreciate!!!

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This is such a cute prompt, that I’m dying on the inside.

Warnings: None
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  • You were also the daughter of an Overwatch member
  • And since you two are similar in age, you gravitated towards each other as children
  • But as you two settled into adulthood, feelings started to change 
  • Brigitte started to look at you in a more romantic sense
  • She’s very nervous and shy around you when it’s just the two of you
  • Will tuck your hair out of your eyes because it’s in the way
  • You both join Overwatch like your parents and one day she comes into your work space
  • You’re excited to see her
  • She asks you to dinner, which isn’t usual but it’s a bit fancier of a place than either of you normally go to
  • She’s dressed up nice and she brings you flowers, Peruvian Lilies to be specific
  • The two of you spend the entire night laughing and making jokes
  • Really enjoying each other’s company, even in moments of silence
  • At the end of the night she walks you back to your car 
  • She gives you a quick kiss on the cheek before asking you out 

Brigitte coming home to find her cats now love her SO more than her and just follow SO around the house waiting to get pet?

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Brigitte

  • Cat Mom feels b e t r a y e d 
  • How dare her furry babies pick you over the hand that’s fed and loved them since the day they were kittens
  • I mean
  • She totally does get it
  • You’re wonderful and amazing in every way; go figure that anyone would love you
  • But s t i l l
  • How dare
  • She pouts for a solid hour
  • The first few times you try to confront her about her pouty demeanor, she just gives a little ‘hmph’ and crosses her arms with a scowl
  • You start to think she’s upset with you so you start to get worried
  • Then you get up to the kitchen at some point and notice her glare not directed at you but at the kitties prancing around your feet
  • It’s a giggle worthy moment
  • She confirms your suspicions when you ask her
  • “I get why they love you but they’re supposed to love me more!” >~>
  • In a moment of weakness, she asks you to help her plot to win back her cats’ love
  • The plan probably involves kitty treats and catnip