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Some more domestic headcanons with more bois

Genji

– Cant cook. Dont ask. Take out 24/7.

– Sleeps a regular schedule now but will stay up all night if he is playing a game or meditating

– Clean, when it comes to rooms and dishes, but boi he hates laundry.

– Takes the stuff to the laundromat or cleaners

– Kind of like reaper, Insecure at first but more comfortable as time goes by. Doesn’t take as long for him to warm up

– Meditates and practices often and will invites you to join in.

– HE LOVES CATS CATS LOVE HIM expect strays all over the place and expect them to enter and leave as they please.

– Wants to live in the city

– Loves to take you to arcades and carnivals like in his youth

– Kids? Considers it. Give him time.

Hanzo

– Hires someone to cook, even though he can.

– Doesnt get enough rest. You have to prompt him to sleep. Wakes up worried in the middle of the night.

– Is very neat. Like unearthly neat. Will hire someone to clean up after you if your absolutely a mess like me

– Kind of a loner tbh. You have to drag him out of the funk he is in or to get him to go anywhere

– Once he is out he has a good time.

– Only shows you by holding your hand or giving quick peckish kisses to your forehead

– But he knows when you do it and you always get him out. He will do the same for you.

– Not as vibrant but will always have your back

– Even if that means killing pulling strings to get it done.

– He likes being close with you. So when you are doing your hobbies he is always close by.

– Koi fish pond he personally takes care of

– Kids? Most likely

Lucio

– He can cook really well. Like home made dishes from when he was a kid.

– Even when he isnt touring he can stay up all night practically

– Neat* with exceptions of taking his shoes off and putting things back in its original spot

– Never insecure. The man is comfortable, even more comfortable around you.

– he loves movie nights. Expect alot of those.

– Wants to go everywhere in the city with you. Museums, 2 am breakfast spots, record/ vinyl shops etc.

– You’re gonna live in the city lol

– Back stage passes to your favorite bands my dude

– Loves all animals. But definitely Expect a few puppies

– Kids? Definitely! Just talk to him about ita

Kinktober 2018

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The prompt list for 2018 is complete! Most of what’s on here is the same as last year, but with some new additions and being a bit more specific on some prompts, there’s a total of 120 potential prompts to choose from. The list has also been randomized, so that they fall on different days. So, without further ado, the list!

1. Deep-Throating | Inflation | Face-Sitting | Masks
2. Ass Worship | Begging | Medical play | Watersports
3. Sensory Deprivation | Temperature Play | Edgeplay | Knife Play
4. Spanking | Mirror Sex | Spit-roasting | Dacryphilia (Crying)
5. Feet | Sadism/Masochism | Feederism | Shotgunning
6. Daddy | Corset | Cock Worship | Biting
7. Praise-kink | Body Swap | Aphrodisiacs | Incest
8. Blood/Gore | Prostitution/Sex Work | Fisting | Hate-fucking/Angry Sex
9. Titfucking | Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles) | Bondage | Lingerie
10. Hair-pulling | Waxplay | Micro/Macro | Bonds (Telepathic or Empathic)
11. Object Insertion | Sounding | Cross-dressing | Tribadism/Scissoring
12. Licking | Pet Play | Rimming/Analingus | Costume
13. Weight Gain | Distant/Distracted Sex | Gags | Creampie
14. Asphyxiation | Cunnilingus | Distention | Tentacles
15  Forniphilia (Human Furniture) | Overstimulation | Intercrural Sex |Uniforms
16. Nipple Play | Frottage | Body Worship | Sixty-nine
17. Masturbation | Seduction | Collaring | Orgasm Denial
18. Fucking Machine | Latex | Role Reversal | Xenophilia
19. Public | Formal Wear | Straitjacket | Cock-Warming
20. Urophagia | Hot-Dogging | Emeto | Dirty talk
21. Bukakke | Food play | Suspension | Branding
22. Impact Play | Cuckolding | Hand-jobs | Threesome (or more)
23. Scars | Master/Slave | Shibari | Size Difference
24. Pegging | Leather | Lapdances |Shower/Bath
25. Tickling | Scat | Boot Worship | Olfactophilia (Scent)
26. Lactation | Roleplay | Smiles/Laughter | Toys
27. Exhibitionism/Voyeurism | Degradation | Gun Play | Against a wall
28. Omorashi | Stripping/Striptease | Vore | Humiliation
29. Glory hole | Double (Or more) Penetration | Sleepy Sex | Massage
30. Gagging | Stockings/Tights/Pantyhose | Breast Worship | Swallowing
31. Any combination of the above!

Again, this isn’t really a formal challenge or anything. More of just a general attempt to produce some filthy, filthy things in October of 2018. Sure, it may be early, but some people (myself included) like having plenty of time to plan things out. Feel free to drop an ask in the inbox with any questions! 

It is my intention to do this, but I probably won’t be able to do every day like I did last year. I actually have some fucking plans for once!

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Embarrassing sex stories with Gabriel, McCree, Jack, and Genji

Gabriel

It’s been ages since Gabriel has touched you, and he’s practically devouring you upon the desk in his office. He couldn’t summon the effort to drag you to your shared rooms. Hungry for your touch, he pins your hips against his and whispers desperately against your skin.

The two of you work yourselves into a frenzy and Gabriel reaches into a drawer to grab a few condoms. He tears one open with his teeth and moves to snatch it out of the packaging when it slips out and it falls onto the office floor.

You stare at it, then at him. Gabriel stares and shrugs, then he reaches for another one. He rips it normally this time, eyes squinted in concentration, but he squeezes the bottom too hard and it pops out and onto the ground. Again.

You’re laughing too hard and he’s too exasperated to try again and the both of you go to bed.

It’s something you laugh at for a long time to come, and he decides to get you birth control so he can avoid opening condoms again.

McCree

He’s fucking you hard and rough in the shower, pinning you against the wall with your legs thrown over his arms. Jesse’s panting and marking you up as he pulls his hips back, the head of his cock resting against your entrance before thrusting back in. his bite makes you writhe in his arms, moving away from his cock unconsciously just as he pistons his hips forward.

The head of his dick impacts the cold tile wall and Jesse swore it took off an inch before his member bent painfully in half. Immediately, he dropped to his knees and croaked in pain, his face turning red and his cock purple.

You scramble to your feet and hurry him to Angela after throwing some robes on. She heals him up all the while scolding the two of you for being so careless and trying to stifle her giggles at the same time.

Jesse’s so mortified he can’t even look at you without turning red, but he can’t run seeing as he’s still hobbling from the pain.

Jack

The one time you told him to be more commanding with you, Jack took it rather seriously.

“Strip, soldier!” he barks and you jump, body snapping to attention. A quip of ‘Sir, yes sir’ in an equally militaristic fashion almost escaped your lips from instinct alone, but you managed to curb it and throw your clothes off in a frenzy.

It was going well, save for that hiccup, at least until you were sucking him off with your back to the wall. “Watch your head!” he snarled and pulled back his hips, about to stuff himself down your throat when you dive to the ground, hands covering your head as though protecting it from shrapnel.

There was silence then, and Jack finally piped up when you buried your face into the carpet and refused to get up. “Maybe we, uh, shouldn’t do this commanding thing in the bedroom,” his voice is sheepish as he peels you off the floor.

You mumble a near unintelligible reply in turn, sticking your head into his chest as he gathers your jelly-like body into his arms.

Genji

It’s his first time after getting his new body, and the two of you sit on his bed feeling each other. Your hands tangle into his hair as you kissed him hungrily, but stop when his pained hiss interrupts you. Turns out some of the cables at the back of his head wound around your wrists and pulled when you moved.

You apologise and continue, until you reach his crotch and stop in your tracks. There is no visible seam or latch to remove it, and Genji has told you in the past that his genitals are fairly intact. You stare at his crotch, fingers dancing over his hips and between his legs, but come up with absolutely nothing.

He takes pity on you and reach for the near invisible latch near the bottom of his pelvis and pulls. Freezes, then pulls again. His eyes widen and he curves his head down to see why it wasn’t unlatching.

You put your head down there too to see if you could help. In the end, you two spend almost fifteen minutes trying and failing to open it before you give up and run to Angela.

It turns out that Genji just had to think about popping the latch and it would come loose. The sweet ninja couldn’t meet your eyes for the longest time, and both you and Angela can’t stop giggling whenever you see him.