I think that sometimes people don’t realise how much effort goes into writing sex scenes. Not only you have to keep account of all the limbs, hands, tongues, clothes and squishy bits but make it three dimensional, attractive and well.. Hot.
Along with keeping vocabulary from getting too repetitive, medical, technical or making up metaphors worthy of being stoned out of your mind.
Sometimes I just want to scream and write horrible, terrible, godawful scene because I get so fed up with being unable to get the proper one right and not making it sound like every other sex scene i have written
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you my frustration baby.
As he pounded her, her ample bosom flapped violently up and down, like wings of a trapped bird desperate to fly.
Her back arched in ecstasy and a mid-swing breast delivered a resounding uppercut to her lover’s jaw, knocking him unconscious, causing him to fall off the bed just as his proud flagpole of a penis spurted out line after line, painting her whole boudoir with sticky white serpentines. The sight of it was so erotic, she couldn’t stop her own gushing womanhood, squirting her own release. The sacred waters of her womb landed gently on her lover, bringing him back just in time to watch the last majestic arc leave her, the droplets suspended in the air. The way the light reflected in them made them look like precious diamonds. “Goddess” he whispered reverently.
Her breasts breast breastiy in the tawdry air of his turgid heat. He palpated her cunt with his cunning fingers, watching as it flowed like a lazy river. He took his swollen gland, raising it proudly as one who has a mighty sword does. He plunges it betwixt her legs and oh boy, she did enjoy it. She crooned and sighed, feeling his engorged member open her like a bag of chips.
No, plz. This is dangerous. Dangerous amounts of vanity. My HC is that Hanzo’s weakness is his master spoils him too much with food, and he can’t resist. Becomes a chunky doggy and has to frantically exercise to lose weight before the next competition. His favourite thing is being brushed.