moxiebox:

moppel-zone:

100 followers weight gain drive  😀

reached 100 followers – unless someone drops out  D:  – and I wanted to try a weight gain drive for the occassion  🙂

short story for this:
the noodles are concerned about Hanzo and want to buff his health after seeing the image that’s like:
Reinhardt – has german engineered armor > 500HP
versus
Roadhog – is fat > 600HP
so obviously according to overwatch-verse-logic: fat equals health points

starting at Hanzo’s 200 HPs, increases as follows:
like = 1HP
reblog = 10 HP
please spread the word or this will be the smallest WGD in history  😉

I’ll keep it up for a week
if we somehow actually get past the limit I feel comfortable drawing, the dragons will move on to Genji next since their loyalties are to Clan Shimada and if anyone could use some more health it’s probably him  ;P

👀💦💦

HC’s of Hanzo and Genji ( separate ) trying to cuddle with pregnant! reader but their dragons keep nipping at their hands and growling. The noodles have made themselves comfortable on s/o’s stomach.

tacticalvisor76:

a/n: here you go anon! i hope that these hc’s are okay and i’m very sorry for the delay in getting this out! 

Hanzo: 

  • After a long mission Hanzo had very much looked forward to just coming back and relaxing with his pregnant wife, but the moment he managed to lay down next to you. Hands coming to rest on your stomach is when his dragons started nipping at his hands and growling. 
  • Hanzo was startled at first, then was amused by his spirit dragons actions. Noticing that they have made themselves a comfortable little nest on your warm baggy clothes. 
  • You laughed as well, trying your best to sooth the dragons enough to let Hanzo doze off with his hand on your belly, but the dragons were having none of it. 
  • Hissing and nipping is something Hanzo’s come to expect now whenever his spirit dragons are on your person. It’s after thanking them for protecting the unborn child, and with enough praise the dragons then allow him to place his hands on your belly. 

Genji: 

  • Genji’s amused to see that his dragon is just as taken with you as he is. The little nips, hissing and chitters coming from his dragon made Genji chuckle. 
  • One single little move towards your belly with a wiggling finger and his dragon coiled itself to nip at his hand, acting as if it was a cat due to the way it’s acting. 
  • The way Genji was picking on his dragon with the smallest of movements, while it guarded your belly as if it were a treasure trove made you laugh. Especially when the little dragon started nipping at Genji’s robotic fingers, the little chittering noises it made between nips was humorous. 
  • After some time the little dragon relented, letting Genji touch your belly, but he was being watched every second while he had his hands on your belly. 
  • The dragon most certainly didn’t appreciate the fact that it was pushed off so Genji could place a small little kiss on your stomach before the angry chitters started back up. 

Saaame but here I am silently screaming and wishing to have Gabriel Reyes househusband. Cause fuck just i. m. a. g. I. n. e.

Are we talking actual Gabriel or Reaper? I’d love both, honestly. For different reasons. Grumpy Reaper would be so cute at home. And no one would break into your house to rob it. Ever.

Gabriel would probably be better at chores and cooking and stuff than Reaper. Can you imagine Reaper doing chores? I cannot. Maybe he could cook, though. Imagine his tentacles making multiple dishes at once?! XD

So we know what was in the Route 66 payload this whole time. We know why the train is a wreck on the map. But we don’t know why Echo was put inside the payload, and why McCree is drinking the coffee that tastes like boiled dirt (in his words)!!