Now combine the glowing and vibrating dick headcanon and the detachable dick headcanon, and make him have a detachable dick that vibrates and glows and is controlled by an app on his phone. And sometimes he loses it and can activate both functions to make it easier to find his lost dick.

tacticalvisor76:

i’M LOSING MY SHIT FROM LAUGHING BECAUSE IMAGINE IF HE LOST HIS DICK AND HE CHOOSES THE HIGHEST SETTING IN THE VIBRATE OPTION ON THE APP AND YOU CAN JUST HEAR IT GOING ‘VVVRRRRR’ AND FALLING/KNOCKING STUFF OVER. 

LMAO PLZ. STOP. OMG.