Man if I write anything for detachable dick Genji I’m going to blame the wonderful @demialwrites and @sylvaneventus because gosh diddly darn their additions/comments to the post are great.
Then I’ll blame my own weakness for Genji fucking Shimada.
This has become a really nice three-person circlejerk (which is an oddly appropriate term here).
i’M LOSING MY SHIT FROM LAUGHING BECAUSE IMAGINE IF HE LOST HIS DICK AND HE CHOOSES THE HIGHEST SETTING IN THE VIBRATE OPTION ON THE APP AND YOU CAN JUST HEAR IT GOING ‘VVVRRRRR’ AND FALLING/KNOCKING STUFF OVER.