Can i request Jesse’s, Hanzo’s and Genji’s reaction to you giving them boner by getting comfortable in their lap. (You’re started dating recently and haven’t have sex yet)

tacticalvisor76:

a/n: here you go, sweetie! 

Jesse: 

  • Jesse will try to play it cool like he totally just didn’t pop a boner. Jesse’s praying to as many God’s as he can that you do not notice. 
  • Sweating profusely, fidgeting and stuttering when you move against him.
  • Tries to hide his boner with his hat when you move, but becomes embarrassed as all hell when you remind him later how he tried to hide his boner with his hat. 

Hanzo: 

  • Hanzo will try to move and adjust himself so you will not feel it or notice it. Hanzo is embarrassed by how he could do something like this.
  • Feels like the moment you notice his boner the relationship will be over. 
  • If you happen to notice, please assure this man that you are not going to break up with him over something as silly as an ill-timed boner. 

Genji: 

  • As much of a playboy as Genji used to be, he curses himself for popping a boner while you got comfortable on his lap. 
  • Tries to will his boner away by thinking of anything except how nice you feel in his lap, but it’s not working since all he can do is focus on you. 
  • After he moved his body just a bit too much, that’s when you noticed it and all Genji could do was hide his face in his hands while you tried to reassure him that everything was okay. 

So what if Genji keeps his dick attached to him for safekeeping when he’s off duty (since we can all agree he’s prone to using it) so everyone on his team had the app so they can keep tabs on where he’s at?

tacticalvisor76:

Just think of Winston and Genji’s partner telling the newly recalled Overwatch to download the ‘track my dick app’ and tells everyone that this is how everyone will keep tabs on where Genji is at. 

Just think of how difficult it is for Winston to keep a straight face and even voice. How Genji’s partner is trying to hide their cat ate the canary smile, while Hanzo just looks so dead and detached from this world.