Nude HCs

It’s a small heatwave right now so I’m being my nude self about the house with all the blinds drawn. So comfortable. This is headcanons for heroes walking in on their s/o naked on the couch.

Genji

Mistakenly thinks it’s sexytimes. When he learns it’s not, he’ll take off all his armour and join you for some cuddles. He’s softer this way, and you two can nap together.

McCree

“Honey, you should have told me earlier so I could join ya.”

He’ll kick all his clothing off into a pile next to the couch. Then he’ll use his e-cig so he doesn’t have to take breaks and go smoke outside. Beware, though, he might try to get you to watch yet another Old West movie with him.

Reinhardt

Prepare for mountains of compliments about how much he loves your body before he goes to strip down and join you in all his naked, muscled glory. It’s too hot for cuddles, so you hold hands and bask in each other’s company.

Brigitte

Thinks being naked right now is the best idea ever, because she just finished working for 6 hours in the heat fixing something. She pouts when you make her dirty self shower first. But then she realizes you can just shower with her!

Hanzo

He’s okay with this, because you’re having naked time in private. If you did this around others, he’d be jealous and sad. Hanzo wants this all to himself. He has trouble fighting down his boner.

“You know this is giving me…feelings,” he warns.

“Hanzo, I’m busy,” you say dismissively. “I’m trying to relax.”

This riles him up even more, and he starts sweating. You love doing that to him. 😉

Soldier76

“You know you’re naked,” he states.

“Mhmm.”

“Anyone could just…bust in here and…see you.”

Jack is just worried about you, because he’s used to watching your back. Here you sit, completely vulnerable. He might need some verbal reassurance, some loving touches on his face, to remind him it’s okay to stop being a soldier for a little bit.

Reaper

“Oh, so it’s Whore Time?” he asks, unable to miss an opportunity to crack a harsh joke.

“You’re an ass,” you shoot back. “And no. This is just comfortable.”

Gabriel makes a long, rumbly hum, reflecting wistfully on the past. He settles next to you, against you. He was never warm anymore, and maybe he could help cool you off.

“I used to be comfortable being naked like that.”

“You don’t have to do anything you don’t want, Baby.” Gabriel grunts softly in acknowledgement. “Unless you’re being an ass.”